I’m still too proud of myself for making this dress up game. :”>

Trivia: UPCAT is the easiest long exam/test you will ever take in UP.

Hahahahahaha… Medyo… </3

  • Ako: So bat ka nagsesearch ng barong at long sleeves online?
  • Kenneth: Para sa graduation.
  • Ako: Ahh... Oorder ka online? Bat di ka nalang bumili dun sa shop sa SM... Osmosis ba yun?
  • Kenneth: Onesimus yun. *pigil tawa*
A Reply from the CEO of J.P. Morgan to a Pretty Girl Seeking a Rich Husband

From Allegrei A. Fernando’s blog

Source: LINK

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: 

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? 

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. 

I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. 

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. 

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? 

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? 

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. 

If  someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of  New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. 

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 
2) Which age group should I target? 
3)  Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few  girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to  marry rich guys. 

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) 

Ms. Pretty 

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: 

Dear Ms. Pretty, 
I  have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls  out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to  analyse your situation as a professional investor. 

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. 

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. 

Put  the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty”  and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair  and square. 

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty  will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The  fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be  prettier year after year. 

Hence from the viewpoint of economics,  I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not  just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your  only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. 

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. 
If  the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to  keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It  might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any  assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. 

Anyone  with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you,  but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any  clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to  become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance  than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. 

J.P. Morgan CEO

Pumunta kami ng groupmates ko kahapon sa Bulacan. Dalawa kaming taga-Pampanga ni Xenon tapos taga-Bulacan si Nikki.
  • *Habang naglalakad sa plaza...*
  • Stranger: Uy Nikki!
  • Nikki: Uy *insert stranger's name here*! Tagal na nating di nagkikita a!
  • Stranger: Oo nga! Haha
  • Nikki: Anong meron? Bat andami niyong mga estudyante tapos may balloons pa?
  • Stranger: ORG DAY namin... Kasama mo sila? *Tingin samin* Hi!
  • Xenon at Ako: Hi. :)
  • Nikki: Sige a... Una na kami. Pupunta kasi kaming kapitolyo e... Babye!
  • *Nang makaalis*
  • Nikki: Sosyal ha. May org day sila.
  • Xenon: Dapat tayo din may org day. Yung nagpapasiklaban ang orgs. Hehe. Propose mo nga sa student council yun Ereen!

Birthday nung dating crush ko ngayon e. So nagpost ako wall niya ng happy birthday. Tapos nilike nung friends niyang alam na nagkacrush ako sa kanya. 

Nung bumisita ako sa page niya, walang bagong wall post. Nagscroll ako. Walang ibang wallpost about sa bday niya maliban dun sakin.

Bawal ata siyang igreet sa Facebook.

Medyo nakakahiya. Hahahaha.