Usapang Crush
  • Jugs: So sinong crush mo ngayon?
  • Ako: Wala... Mahaharot mga dati kong crush e. Ayoko ng mga mahaharot. Kahit happy crush nga wala ako e.
  • Jugs: Happy crush? Ano yun?
  • Ako: Yun yung crush na... Masaya ka lang pag nakikita mo sila. Yung natutuwa ka. Pero di mo sila crush in a romantic way.
  • Jugs: Ahh... So sinong happy crush mo?
  • Ako: Wala. Haha... Ay teka... Ikaw! Happy crush kita! Haha.
  • Jugs: O? Bakit? Hehe.
  • Ako: Wala lang. Natutuwa lang ako pag nandiyan. Tas cute ka. Haha
  • Jugs: So... Nagselos ka ba kanina nung may hinaharot ako?
  • Ako: Ha? So what? Happy crush lang naman. Lahat kaya ng tao dito maharot. Including me.
  • Jugs: Ah. Kala ko naiinis ka sakin e. Haha.
  • Ako: Feeler ka Jugs. Haha.
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I needed that. Thanks. :)

We all fear what we do not understand.

"Professor Langdon," called a young man with curly hair in the back row, "If Masonry is not a secret society, not a corporation, and not a religion, then what is it?"

"Well, if you were to ask a Mason, he would offer the following definition: Masonry is a system of morality, veiled in allegory and illustrated by symbols."

"Sounds to me like a euphemism for ‘freaky cult’."

Freaky you say?”

"Hell yes!" the kid said, standing up. "I heard what they do inside those secret buildings! Weird candlelight rituals with coffins, and nooses and drinking wine out of skulls. Now that’s freaky!”

Langdon scanned the class. “Does that sound freaky to anyone else?”

"Yes!" they all chimed in.

Langdon feigned a sad sigh. “Too bad. If that’s freaky for you, then I know you’ll never want to join my cult.”

Silence settled over the room. The student from the Women’s center looked uneasy. “You’re in a cult?”

Langdon nodded and lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “Don’t tell anyone, but on the pagan day of the sun god Ra, I kneel at the foot of an ancient instrument of torture and consume ritualistic symbols of blood and flesh.”

The class looked horrified.

Langdon shrugged. “And if any of you care to join me, come to the Harvard chapel on Sunday, kneel beneath the crucifix, and take Holy Communion.”

The classroom remained silent.

Langdon winked. “Open your minds, my friends. We all fear what we do not understand.”

-The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown

“idk if you've answered this before but... why do you put the tag rainbow on all your posts?”

—Anonymous

So all of my reblogs can be compiled. :)

Quantitative Analysis Class
  • Prof: Blah. Blah. Blah... O class, wala sa standard normal curve table yung gusto nating value. So anong gagawin?
  • Kami: Magrerefer nalang po sa malapit na value.
  • Prof: No. Maglilinear interpollation kayo. You should solve for the desired value.
  • Kami: But sir! Sabi niyo po dati...
  • Prof: Anong sabi ko dati?
  • Kami: Pag po assignments, isosolve po yung value. Pero pag exam, titignan nalang po yung mas malapit na value.
  • Prof: Nag-eexam ba kayo?
  • Kami: ...
  • Prof: ...
  • Kami: ... Hindi po...
Boys Overload?

One of their members was my schoolmate back in high shool.

Ew.

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And I thought you were just a prank my friend was trying to pull.

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Who wouldn’t love Xkit for god’s sake